Anti-Valentine’s Day Songs

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Listen, we all know that Valentine’s Day is a bullshit holiday. That is why I have created four “Anti-Valentine’s Day Songs.” Songs for the bitter, resentful and damaged.

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We all know that Hallmark or some greeting card company invented Valentine’s Day. You see, they needed something to celebrate, to perk up business between Christmas and Easter. Thus, February 14th was chosen. It wasn’t about love. It wasn’t about romance. It was about business.

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Cynical much? Yeah, a lot, if you haven’t picked up on it. Regardless of what state of love you are in, we can all enjoy mocking the institution of Valentine’s Day. Please take part by checking out the following “Anti-Valentine’s Day” Songs.

“Hammer”

“Not Mine”

“Yer Mom”

“Va-Jay-Jay”