America’s Going Out of Business Sale

Posted by admin on May 23, 2023 Blog | Parody Spots | Videos | Tags: , , , , , | No comments

Time is ticking on raising the debt ceiling to avoid a global economic meltdown. If Congress refuses to act, it will be the first time since 1776, our nation failed to honor its debts. It may be time to launch the America’s Going Out of Business Sale.

It’s now time to shutter the global marketplace that was the good ‘ol U.S. of A. We’ve lost our lease and everything must go. You know, 245 years is a pretty good run. All in one location too.

Save on military hardware, monuments and America’s world famous collection of guns. Plus, during this limited sales opportunity, you’ll enjoy super savings on Supes. Purchasing your own Supreme Court justice has never been cheaper.

It’s the sale that will red, white and blow your mind. America’s Going Out of Business Sale.

*Limited time offer. While supplies last. Sale ends when Congress pulls its collective head from its ass.