AARP: Training Antifa

Posted by admin on June 9, 2020 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: , , , , , , , | No comments

Who knew that the senior citizen pushed down by Buffalo police during a protest last week was actually an Antifa operative? So says the president:

There may be thousands of Martin Guginos out there, secretly trained by AARP, the American Association of Retired Persons. I mean, who’s going to suspect the old guy is a terrorist? You thought AARP was assisting nana and poppa with discounted supplementary health care coverage and early bird restaurant discounts. Come to find out, they are a well-oiled, finely tuned terrorist training organization.

I mean, the #BunkerBitch would know. He is 73.