AARP: Training AntifaPosted by admin on June 9, 2020 Audio | Blog | Parody Spots | Tags: AARP, Antifa, comedy, parody spot, President Trump, senior citizens, Spence, terrorists | No comments
Who knew that the senior citizen pushed down by Buffalo police during a protest last week was actually an Antifa operative? So says the president:
Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 9, 2020
There may be thousands of Martin Guginos out there, secretly trained by AARP, the American Association of Retired Persons. I mean, who’s going to suspect the old guy is a terrorist? You thought AARP was assisting nana and poppa with discounted supplementary health care coverage and early bird restaurant discounts. Come to find out, they are a well-oiled, finely tuned terrorist training organization.
I mean, the #BunkerBitch would know. He is 73.