Spencetology

A Message from a Statue

In recent weeks, we have seen statues ripped from their pedestals. We’ve seen some beheaded. The issue with several historical statues is quite controversial. Everyone has an opinion. But what about the statue itself? Isn’t it time we heard from the statue itself?

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This is a message from a statue erected in 1919. You will be shocked at his perspective. You will be horrified by what he has seen in over 100 years standing there in the park. For the love of God, would someone please offer him a chair? 

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Here is what this statue has to say.